So it is 1:30 am, and I should be fast asleep, but instead I am killing ants :(
Now let me just tell you how much of an adventure this has been. this morning i woke up and walked into my bathroom, only to find ants crawling up the wall. i then proceeded to grab the nearest can of something to spray them with (which happened to be lysol) and individually shot every single one of those suckers...at which point i began to realize that i could no longer breathe through the "summer breeze" scent, and had to finish getting ready for work in my roommates bathroom. (deep breath).
Thanks to my parents building their own house, I have excellent housekeeping skills, so there is absolutely no reason for my apartment to have any bugs at all. I keep it clean and do my dishes and all that jazz, so there shouldnt be a problem right??? Well obviously that is not correct. because tonight, when my roommate got home, we found the tile near the water closet coated in ants...and yet again i grabbed the lysol (less oppressive this time since it wasnt scented) and drowned all those little bugs in some glorious foamy bubbles. this prompted my roomie and i to take our half bag of trash across the complex to the dumpster.
now pay attention this is the good part.
as i'm rounding the corner of the brick thing surrounding the dumpster, i hear something moving. yes ladies and gentlemen, some sort of ferocious furry woodland creature was waiting to attack mein the unlit area right by the dumpster. not. cool. needless to say i was sooooo not okay with that, and being very startled, i screamed jumped and flung my half bag of trash at it...i know lacy, feed the thing some leftover chinese takeout! that's the brightest idea you've had all day. O.o
so this is me giving up for the night on my battle against nature. but be afraid little bugs, be very afraid, because as soon as home depot opens tomorrow, i will be investing in the most efficient way possible to destroy you. you have been warned.
Jusqu'à demain,
Lacy
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